“Why QQ in your Twitter? You’re too creative for your own good. All this creativity and you’re still yet to get any fame so people can appreciate it.” – 775stoptellinglies (Twitch), 7/17/20 6:10 AM

(MLQQ: “Milk”).

“If those guys can’t entertain you then there is no hope for us.” – worm__666 (Twitch), 7/16/20 3:23 AM

(WKUK are hit-or-miss. I remember more hits).

“I wonder what Zach Galifianakis does for Christmas.” – worm__666 (Twitch), 7/16/20 3:01 AM

“I bet in school whenever the guidance counselor would ask him what he wanted to do with his life he folded his arms and asked her why she had to be like everyone else.” – imawizzard123 (Twitch), 7/16/20 2:50 AM

“The barber asks him how he’s doing and he sighs and says ‘Why would you even ask me that?’ and he just gets up and walks out.” – pickles_twentyfour (Twitch), 7/16/20 2:45 AM

“It’s finger-sniffing good.” – pickles_twentyfour (Twitch), 7/16/20 2:29 AM

“Nothing can entertain this man.” – worm__666 (Twitch), 7/16/20 2:24 AM

“Your last girlfriend asked you to meet her dad and you said ‘WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK ME THE SAME SHIT'” – jabibi84 (Twitch), 7/16/20 1:06 AM

“My one superpower would be to know what he wants to talk about.” – worm__666 (Twitch), 7/16/20 1:04 AM

(I’m so sick of this question and I don’t have an answer. Probably invisibility. Stop asking me this question and pick something else).

“Are you single because you don’t wanna tell your date anything about yourself? You can’t exclamation point at the Arby’s dinner table.” – jabibi84 (Twitch), 7/16/20 12:58 AM

“He probably has note cards with exclamation points on them.” – worm__666 (Twitch), 7/16/20 12:59 AM